The
writings
The
Baroness is not only a television host, singer and
actress but has also been known to dabble in the
realm of literature. From a number of published
articles to her monthly sex and relationship advice
column, Agony and Ecstasy, the Baroness
is known for calling a spade a spade.
This
is me
The other day a young man walked
up to me and asked: “Who are you?” I
was mortified. Devastated. I had airily assumed
that the perpetual perusal of my pictures by the
public, coupled with my lingering legend would have
made that question redundant. Wrong! Read
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Power
of the Penis
Recently I have noticed an advertisement
which reads: “Take your penis to the GYM’.
How very curious. What else would you do with it
when going to the gym? Leave it in the underwear
drawer? Read
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Blonde
and Dutch
I was invited to the Netherlands,
Amsterdam, to be specific, to appear on a talk show.
Nothing unusual in that, and one would assume that
I would take a direct flight to Schipol Airport.
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Agony
and Ecstasy
The Baroness writes
a monthly advice column for the Gay Lifestyle Portal
www.mambaonline.com. Below, you'll find a selection
from her writings. If you have a problem when it
comes to love, sex or life in general, e-mail
the Baroness. Who knows, she may just deem your
concern worthy of responding to.
Dear
Baroness,
I'm 22 years old. I am involved
with this black South African dude, who is 24 years
old. We have been together for three months and
he is a great guy. I love him and I guess he loves
me too. Read
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Dear
Baroness,
Where do I begin? It’s all
so complicated you see. I wonder if you would actually
be able to help me. (Sorry for rhyming, it’s
like the gay version of “tick” syndrome,
I sometimes find myself rhyming without realising
it) Read
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Dear
Baroness,
I have a strange little problem
in that I am attracting men like flies to honey.
It seems like a curse/blessing of some sort. Is
it really love or is it just lust? I am sure that
you are well aware that all men are dogs really.
Read
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Dear
Baroness,
My past experiences as a top haven’t
been so great. I understand condoms aren't supposed
to be loose, but my problem is that they are so
tight that they feel really uncomfortable. Read
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Dear
Baroness,
I am 21-year-old student. I recently
slept with a guy at work and he has not paid attention
to me since. I have totally fallen for him. Read
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Dear
Baroness,
I have been involved with a great
guy for over three years. Recently I went on vacation
with my boyfriend and a two good, long-time friends
of mine. In the process I fell head over heels in
love with one of them. I had never thought of him
in those terms before. Read
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Dear
Baroness,
I’m a 20-year-old camp outgoing
disco bunny. I recently just popped out of the dreaded
closet. I understand that at my age I’m still
hot property and with my hormones playing havoc
with me, I'm caught in dark realm of sexual encounters,
which I enjoy. Read
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